Your Churn Has a Name
Paste Your Cohort. Know Which Month Is Killing You.
Burn Rate Autopsist turns raw churn numbers into a ranked, plain-English diagnosis in 60 seconds — no analyst, no spreadsheet archaeology, no guessing.
Your death-drop month, named.
Most sub-$10k MRR founders know churn is bad; almost none know it spikes hardest at month three or month seven — Autopsist tells you exactly which month, so you stop patching the wrong wound.
Segment the bleed, not just the rate.
If you feed it acquisition channels, it splits the decay curve by where users came from — so you find out whether your churn problem is a product problem or a traffic-source problem before you build another onboarding flow.
One lever, not a list.
The output ends with a single prioritized verdict on what to fix first, because a founder with five disconnected metric tabs does not need a twelve-point report — she needs the one cut that stops the bleeding today.
What's inside
- Interactive web tool — no install, runs in browser
- Raw cohort CSV upload or manual row-by-row input
- Statistical cohort decay analysis across every month in your data
- Death-drop month identification with plain-English explanation
- Acquisition-channel churn segmentation (if channel column is provided)
- Prioritized plain-English verdict: one action, ranked by impact
A single month of reduced churn at even $5k MRR is worth hundreds of dollars — Autopsist costs $39 and takes 60 seconds to tell you which month to target.
Instant access on purchase. No subscription. Yours to use as many times as you need.